My kids have been cracking me up lately. I usually post funny sayings on the side but there were a bunch so I thought I'd devote a whole post to my funny kids.
CHRISTOPHER
"Christopher, please don't jump on the bed."
"How did you know I jumping on the bed." (I wasn't in the room)
"Mom's just know these things."
"But daddy doesn't know when I do that."
"I know, that's the difference between moms and dads....mom's know EVERYTHING!" :)
Christopher likes to ask questions about how things are made. In the car he asked me how they make water. I said that Heavenly Father made the water and we get it from rain and rivers and lakes and places likes that. He said he thought water came in bottles (which is so funny because I never drank bottled water when I was a kid but the tap water is so gross here that's all we drink. I wish my kids weren't such city kids) :)
He says, "Oh yes mom, water in the rivers is SO tasty. I want to drink some water from the river." I said, "If we were in Utah you probably could." Christopher says, "Can I drink out of the Hudson river?" I said, "Definetly not! It's full of lots of dirty things and it's not very clean." Christopher says, "Like tomato sauce. I don't want to drink from a river with tomato sauce." I agreed that would be kind of gross. :)
MICHAEL
"That's a good tip mom"
"Good job my big brother. Christopher, say 'Good job my little brother' "
"That lady doesn't have a shirt on" (Said very loudly so she heard..she did have a skimpy sun dress on but that was it. Michael really says what he thinks)
ANNIE
"I don't WANT to MOM!" ( I have my hands full with this one...she is a little defiant but I almost laugh when she says this)
"You betta RUN" (while chasing Christopher in the back yard)
She says Christopher "de de pher"
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